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SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Apple Inc chief and tech visionary Steve Jobs will take a leave of absence till end-June because of health problems "more complex" than thought, backtracking on reassurances, stunning investors and sending its shares skidding 10 percent on Wednesday.

Hopefully his leave of absence will be permanent, the Apple brand will turn to [censored], and all the Apple fanboys will become suicidal.

That would be indeed awesome.