* USA Network has announced that Jamie Lynn DiScala (nee Sigler) of The Sopranos will portray infamous former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss in the upcoming two-hour USA Network Original Movie based on Fleiss' controversial life, Going Down: The Rise and Fall of Heidi Fleiss.

Heidi Fleiss was a well-adjusted teenager from a prosperous doctor's family when she entered the world of high-class escorts, learning the tools of the trade under the tutelage of famed Madame Alex. Fleiss ultimately turned on her mentor and wrested control of the high-priced call girl ring from her, going on to thrive in the high-risk business until it finally crashed, landing Fleiss in prison for three years * laugh <img border="0" alt="laugh" title="" src="graemlins/laugh.gif" /> pretty cool eh? <img border="0" alt="[Cool]" title="" src="graemlins/Cool.gif" />

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