/*
* ===================================
* Feel free to use, copy, modify, and
* distribute this software. I did ;ox
* More people should go to the irc,
* it's lonely in there. Thanks to sil
* and meth ;o\
* ===================================
*/
#define _H0E_
extern char __slut[];
#define HUGE_RACK (*(40dd *)__breasts)
#define B1MB0 (*(IQ == 0 *)__brain)
#define PIMPAGE (*(const, char, *y0_name *)__fewl)
#if hewchie(_PIMP_HER_) && wh0re
_MAKE_SHUM_LOOT)
#define BREASTS 40DD++
#define WAIST 28
#define HIPS 34++
#define HAIR BLONDE
#define IQ 10
enum wh0reskills {cook, clean, shut_the_fuck_up, secks0rization};
/* if h0e acts up then refer to bitchslap.h to
keep
* all sockets in order and keep that hewchie in
* in her place
*/
struct wh0re {
int [censored];
char *name;
};
#endif
#define HUGE BREASTS
#define DOMAIN KITCHEN
#define IRON MY_CLOTHES
#define OVERFLOW BITCHSLAP
#define UNDERFLOW BITCHSLAP
#define LAUNDRY MY_CLOTHES
#define SECKS BED_ROOM
#define STFU SHUT_THE_FUCK_UP
#endif /* _H0E_ */