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| | Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 7,204 Likes: 11 Community Owner | | Community Owner Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 7,204 Likes: 11 | Check it, accept jesus as your christ and savior and you'll get a free cell! hehe... ![[Linked Image]](http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0102/phoneoffer4_04.jpg) See the "original" posting at Landover Baptist 's website... | | | |
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| | | | Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 860 Likes: 1 Der Übeltäter | | Der Übeltäter Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 860 Likes: 1 | | | | | | Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 7,204 Likes: 11 Community Owner | | Community Owner Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 7,204 Likes: 11 | | | | | | Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 384 Member | | Member Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 384 | hmm lets jam Jesus's celly
"Remember how much fun you had shooting spitwads at the teacher in seventh grade? Imagine applying that kind of attitude to actually [censored] with Mitsubishi!"
- Jello Biafra
| | | | | Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 860 Likes: 1 Der Übeltäter | | Der Übeltäter Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 860 Likes: 1 | One word...cloning. Owned! | | | | | Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 626 Member | | Member Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 626 | Jesus tried to call me collect, he lost service on his phone, had to pay his bill. Teh operator was like do you wish to accept a collect call from *voice record in a voice, Jesus*... I was like hell no!!! Then hung up... <img border="0" alt="[Satan]" title="" src="graemlins/satan.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[Devil]" title="" src="graemlins/devil.gif" />
-hKzKnight
"The ghost... Was never there and you'll never see me"
| | | | | Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 562 UGN Supporter | | UGN Supporter Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 562 | OMFG, I have seen it all now. Jesus phones. heh why not we have a pope mobile. <img border="0" alt="[Angel]" title="" src="graemlins/angel.gif" /> | | | | | Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 508 Likes: 1 UGN Super Poster | | UGN Super Poster Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 508 Likes: 1 | 5 words, "dude looks like a lady"
and i never knew jesus was into beastality, see the sheep | | |
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