| | Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 7,203 Likes: 11 Community Owner | | Community Owner Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 7,203 Likes: 11 | Pick from the list...
I'll give you 3 years more life for your soul at death.
I'll give you the ability to attract lots more women If I get your soul when your done.
I'll grant you a larger [censored] for your soul at the end of your life.
I'll give your [censored] a tighter pussy at some point in her life if I can have your soul at the end of your life.
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| | | | Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 1,041 UGN Elite Poster | | UGN Elite Poster Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 1,041 | Your gonna have to offer me something a little better than those if you want my soul.
sum | | | | | Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 384 Member | | Member Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 384 | Yeah, I want a Mech Army and a Futuristic Space Craft to fight the Post Apocalypic world with the power of Spirit and Rhythm.
"Remember how much fun you had shooting spitwads at the teacher in seventh grade? Imagine applying that kind of attitude to actually [censored] with Mitsubishi!"
- Jello Biafra
| | | | | Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 257 Member | | Member Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 257 | hmmm a silicon graphics irix machine would be what i want for my soul (sorry machine no erhmm server farm)
they have to have atleast 8 gigs of ram each and 300gig storage of which a 160gig is external storage, plus 8ghz, a sony 64 inch tv/comp flat touch screen!
ohh would it be to much to have voice activation?
face identification logon?
ohh yeah include a tight pussy(obviously with the rest of the body)
do we have a deal?
The use of "hacker" to mean "security breaker" is a confusion on the part of the mass media. We hackers refuse to recognize that meaning, and continue using the word to mean, "Someone who loves to program and enjoys being clever about it."
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"Its not a bug, its a feature" (Epic Games)
| | | | | Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 384 Member | | Member Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 384 | on second thought how about a hardcore Virus to **** up Psychogens dream rig 
"Remember how much fun you had shooting spitwads at the teacher in seventh grade? Imagine applying that kind of attitude to actually [censored] with Mitsubishi!"
- Jello Biafra
| | | | | Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 7,203 Likes: 11 Community Owner | | Community Owner Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 7,203 Likes: 11 | | | | | | Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 626 Member | | Member Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 626 | ****! That's some good deals. However I don't have a soul. Stupid me, I sold it on ebay for $200... That was the last bid before ran out of time... STUPID STUPID STUPID!
-hKzKnight
"The ghost... Was never there and you'll never see me"
| | | | | Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 533 Enforcement Admin | | Enforcement Admin Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 533 | What name do I put on the form to sign over possession of my soul? | | | | | Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 7,203 Likes: 11 Community Owner | | Community Owner Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 7,203 Likes: 11 | you write your first & last name in your blood, then mail it to my po box... | | | | | Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 860 Likes: 1 Der �belt�ter | | Der �belt�ter Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 860 Likes: 1 | k, I sent in Form 153.32-B. What now? | | | | | Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 7,203 Likes: 11 Community Owner | | Community Owner Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 7,203 Likes: 11 | ::chuckles:: ::taunts unreal with his soul:: ::throws unreals soul in the back of my truck:: ::hands unreal a [censored] pump:: | | | | | Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 61 Junior Member | | Junior Member Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 61 | selling your soul on ebay? ****, now thats an idea right there. you could make a little certificate or something saying "I blah blah give full posession of my soul to blah blah..." | | | | | Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 7,203 Likes: 11 Community Owner | | Community Owner Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 7,203 Likes: 11 | ebay charges though, the commy bastards.. | | | | | Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 33 Junior Member | | Junior Member Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 33 | OK I dont I want 2 a track women......IM NOT A LESBO!! And I dont have a C()C|<.....so you c(_)nt make it bigger...and my b!+<h is a min pin so I dont think her p(_)55y can get much tie ter.
I dont think I am the only female in this place either......the own lee thing in there that can ap lie two me is the 3 years more life......And that is not enough 2 choose from..... :p
Oh and bye the weigh....what is up with the nasty vulgar words? | | | | | Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 9 Junior Member | | Junior Member Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 9 | If I were you I'd sell my soul for better spelling and grammar...lol. I seriously hope you don't type like that all time, it took me a very long time to read, but that could also be due to the lack of sleep, anyways, spelling and grammar. Remember that next time you try selling your soul :p | | | | | Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 7,203 Likes: 11 Community Owner | | Community Owner Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 7,203 Likes: 11 | l33t speach will get you no where. Please refrain from it. This whole post is a joke, but i don't like to see "3y3 4r3 4 31337 n|nj4h, 3y3 c4n sp34k |n 31337 sp34ch" its kinda annoying. | | | | | Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 33 Junior Member | | Junior Member Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 33 | HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA......Well I am glad I got your attention.....And No I don't type like that all the time either....I only do that to make a statement.....
()---}}}}}}}----- ( x ! ) | | | | | Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 257 Member | | Member Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 257 | well id like to see someone come up with a virus for irix  smack my [censored]! muaha kama chixor what about u send us some details about ur appearance (coughs scene ******) no offence! prove me wrong!
The use of "hacker" to mean "security breaker" is a confusion on the part of the mass media. We hackers refuse to recognize that meaning, and continue using the word to mean, "Someone who loves to program and enjoys being clever about it."
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"Its not a bug, its a feature" (Epic Games)
| | | | | Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 33 Junior Member | | Junior Member Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 33 | eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww.........
If you want to know what I look like.....
Im a fat ugly [censored].....bow wow arf arf.
Oh and by the way.I just gave you all a hint at one of my chat names....some where...out there.....uh oh....... | | | | | Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 533 Enforcement Admin | | Enforcement Admin Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 533 | Hey Neo, come here, I need some of your blood... | | |
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