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| Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 3,255 Likes: 3 UGN Elite | UGN Elite Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 3,255 Likes: 3 | I am now an old fart guys... *sigh*
Oh well grabs a few beers and hits the bars. Fathers lock up your daughters, husbands errr n/m been there [censored] that... | | |
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| | | Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 7,203 Likes: 11 Community Owner | Community Owner Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 7,203 Likes: 11 | Happy birthday spanky, time for some birthday lubbins...
lol, if your [censored] was here, we be on the town! | | | | Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,449 UGN Elite Poster | UGN Elite Poster Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,449 | Happy Birthday old man!  | | | | Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 908 Likes: 1 UGN Super Poster | UGN Super Poster Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 908 Likes: 1 | yay for you. I hope it was a good one.
boys lie.
<sintax> No we do not!!!! </sintax>
| | | | Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 270 UGN Member | UGN Member Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 270 | Unless you try something to which you have not already succeeded ~ Then you shall NEVER grow | | | | Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 478 UGN Member | UGN Member Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 478 | | | | | Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 807 Likes: 2 UGN Super Poster | UGN Super Poster Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 807 Likes: 2 | Happy belated birthday man! | | | | Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 1,136 UGN Elite Poster | UGN Elite Poster Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 1,136 | Wow. Geez. You really are an old SOB. To make you feel like a kid again, I've got a hot 18 year old you can borrow for like a week..actually [censored] it, keep her. Happy birthday  | | | | Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,449 UGN Elite Poster | UGN Elite Poster Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,449 | what else says "happy birthday!" then dropping an 18 year old on your buddies lap? | | | | Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 955 UGN Super Poster | UGN Super Poster Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 955 | Happy [censored] Birthday!
BTW Perg, where were you on my birthday? Nobody offered me an 18yrold. | | | | Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,449 UGN Elite Poster | UGN Elite Poster Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,449 | how about this, i can offer you my 17 year old bisexual little brother jon. he takes it up the rear  | | | | Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 955 UGN Super Poster | UGN Super Poster Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 955 | | | | | Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 3,255 Likes: 3 UGN Elite | UGN Elite Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 3,255 Likes: 3 | Ummm, Wow I love this place. Turn 30 and people offer you a barely leagal and something I would turn down on my drunkest night, (but its the thought that counts(Thanks for the offer)). | | |
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