Oh...Oh jesus christ no...jesus [censored] christ no.....I am so horrified I bothered to capitalize jesus....
It doesnt even [censored] look like Garfield....
Fat Albert is so horrified he's gonna [censored] go on a diet. Just so he can fit in one seat at the movie and patronize the people on eiher side of him who are enjoying it, then blast their [censored] brains out afterwards.