UGN Security Forums UGN Security: Underground Off Topic Lmfao. My Psycho Neighbor

Here is some links for some background info on my neighbor. THEY ARE ALL ****ING TRUE AND NOT MODIFIED IN ANYWAY. THEY CAME STRAIGHT FROM HER MOUTH. [End Disclaimer]
http://angelfire.lycos.com/weird2/phsycon/RCrows.htm http://angelfire.lycos.com/weird2/phsycon/TPeep.htm http://angelfire.lycos.com/weird2/phsycon/TTheif.htm http://angelfire.lycos.com/weird2/phsycon/TTrap.htm

Enjoy

Dude that is too good. OMFG is this for real. Dude Can I use these on my site. I would credit you of course. That is too funny.

Yah sure heh, But make sure u make some kind of disclaimer I dont want to get bagged for slander or something. Every single one of those is non-altered in anyway from her mouth.
heh, ps you spell it psycho

::looks nervously::
Ok no evil tree people or robot crows, or people steal things and put them back. This [censored] must be some ****ing physco, you could make a huge website out of this, go to her house more often and get some more stories.

LMFAO! OMFG! I WAS AT HER HOUSE AND SHE STARTED HEARING VOICES!

(my name will be replaced with neo)

Neo! SHH! SHUT THE [censored] UP! I CANT HERE THEM WHEN YOUR TALKING!

me: Who?

psycho: Connie!

me: oh...

psycho: their at a very low frequency that only I can hear.

anyway she went on about 30 mins with that one
heh
Then we went to radioshack
And she asked "Bob" if they had anything to break their transmitters without knowing where they are because she found a hidden camera inside of her shower cap and she is tired of hearinf about her fat [censored].. I started cracking up
lmfao