UGN Security Forums UGN Security: Underground Off Topic How many times have you............

1. Applied for a course off of that banner that Gizzy needs help with?! (and it better be a lot <img border="0" alt="[Thumb]" title="" src="graemlins/thumb.gif" /> )

2. Asked a question worth being flamed for?

3. Told someone you were l33t? (come on learner... you keep count, right?)

4. Used NetBus and lied about it?

5.Thought that being l33t would make a girl want to date you?

6. Been asked by lamers if you would hack into a computer for them?

7. Fixed a network problem for your school?

8. Been accused of hacking into a hotmail or aim account?

9. Been in trouble with the cops for computer-related stuff.

10. Given Gizzy a nice big juicy blow-job
(hey..where's neo?)

1. once

2. Never asked a flame-able question, but I have been flamed for statements and actions a few times

3. countless times jokingly, never was serious though...

4. Never have used NetBus

5. Once, and it worked

6. Hundreds of times...

7. never "fixed" anything...

8. AIM account, good ol' Optix has accused me several times...

9. Once

10. I don't give good head to guys, so I just pay Seph to do it for me, anyway, he has alot of practice...

1. Applied for a course off of that banner that Gizzy needs help with?! (and it better be a lot <img border="0" alt="[Thumb]" title="" src="graemlins/thumb.gif" /> )
Er, haven't got around to that yet.

2. Asked a question worth being flamed for?
Aside from that question about saving a program from RAM, none...yet.

3. Told someone you were l33t? (come on learner... you keep count, right?)
LOL!
Not yet.

4. Used NetBus and lied about it?
Never.

5.Thought that being l33t would make a girl want to date you?
The thought has crossed my mind.

6. Been asked by lamers if you would hack into a computer for them?
Yeah.

7. Fixed a network problem for your school?
Yeah, that too.

8. Been accused of hacking into a hotmail or aim account?
Not yet...

9. Been in trouble with the cops for computer-related stuff.
Heh, never happen.

10. Given Gizzy a nice big juicy blow-job
(hey..where's neo?)
Huh?! Where'd that come from? Who's neo?
I pay Curse to pay Seph.

1. Applied for a course off of that banner that Gizzy needs help with?!
0

2. Asked a question worth being flamed for?
Course not.

3. Told someone you were l33t? (come on learner... you keep count, right?)
In a joking way

4. Used NetBus and lied about it?
Never used NetBus - and not lying either.

5.Thought that being l33t would make a girl want to date you?
Not really, girls are dumb.

6. Been asked by lamers if you would hack into a computer for them?
A few times.

7. Fixed a network problem for your school?
nope

8. Been accused of hacking into a hotmail or aim account?
yep

9. Been in trouble with the cops for computer-related stuff.
not really

10. Given Gizzy a nice big juicy blow-job
(hey..where's neo?)
I filled out an application but was told that the position was taken.

1. Applied for a course off of that banner that Gizzy needs help with?! (and it better be a lot )
never

2. Asked a question worth being flamed for?
everything i say?

3. Told someone you were l33t? (come on learner... you keep count, right?)
LOL!
i tell them i'm a super ninja

4. Used NetBus and lied about it?
nope

5.Thought that being l33t would make a girl want to date you?
maybe a guy?

6. Been asked by lamers if you would hack into a computer for them?
ya

7. Fixed a network problem for your school?
no

8. Been accused of hacking into a hotmail or aim account?
no

9. Been in trouble with the cops for computer-related stuff.
nope

10. Given Gizzy a nice big juicy blow-job
(hey..where's neo?)
i do...on a hourly basis. neo is a member of ugn paragon

1. Applied for a course off of that banner that Gizzy needs help with?! (and it better be a lot )
I own the site, why would i apply?

2. Asked a question worth being flamed for?
Why ask when i can find out myself?

3. Told someone you were l33t? (come on learner... you keep count, right?)
hah, I don't say i'm elite, everyone just thinks that.

4. Used NetBus and lied about it?
I've never used netbus, apps are for kiddies.

5.Thought that being l33t would make a girl want to date you?
Of corse, i'm a []D[]/\/\[]D lol...

6. Been asked by lamers if you would hack into a computer for them?
Pretty much daily.

7. Fixed a network problem for your school?
Once

8. Been accused of hacking into a hotmail or aim account?
Haha, many many times.

9. Been in trouble with the cops for computer-related stuff.
4-5 times.

10. Given Gizzy a nice big juicy blow-job
(hey..where's neo?)
That'd be kinda hard ::looks down:: I think i'd need to loose 4-6 ribs lol...

Ok, i'mout.

lmao

1. Applied for a course off of that banner that Gizzy needs help with?! (and it better be a lot )
- never

2. Asked a question worth being flamed for?
- Not sure, probably have long ago.

3. Told someone you were l33t? (come on learner... you keep count, right?)
- never

4. Used NetBus and lied about it?
- never use netbus

5.Thought that being l33t would make a girl want to date you?
- hahaha, wtf kinda question is this? of coarse not.

6. Been asked by lamers if you would hack into a computer for them?
- Few times, but i can't hack

7. Fixed a network problem for your school?
- not a network problem but other crap

8. Been accused of hacking into a hotmail or aim account?
- haha, many times

9. Been in trouble with the cops for computer-related stuff.
- nope, can't say I've done anything that bad.

10. Given Gizzy a nice big juicy blow-job
(hey..where's neo?)
- <img border="0" alt="[Puke]" title="" src="graemlins/puke.gif" />

1. Applied for a course off of that banner that Gizzy needs help with?! (and it better be a lot )
- uhh, maybe once

2. Asked a question worth being flamed for?
- mm hmm...

3. Told someone you were l33t? (come on learner... you keep count, right?)
-

4. Used NetBus and lied about it?
- NetBus, no, Sub7

5.Thought that being l33t would make a girl want to date you?
- doesnt it?

6. Been asked by lamers if you would hack into a computer for them?
- mm hmm

7. Fixed a network problem for your school?
- several

8. Been accused of hacking into a hotmail or aim account?
- yep

9. Been in trouble with the cops for computer-related stuff.
- suprisingly only twice

10. Given Gizzy a nice big juicy blow-job
(hey..where's neo?)
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WTF, when have I ever claimed to be 1337?

1. Applied for a course off of that banner that Gizzy needs help with?!
no i never saw that banner so i gave up after a meager 8-10 minutes

2. Asked a question worth being flamed for?
whooooooo,

3. Told someone you were l33t?
no, but learner told me he was l33t

4. Used NetBus and lied about it?
I never used netbus but i lied about it

5.Thought that being l33t would make a girl want to date you?
well that's why they won't date me

6. Been asked by lamers if you would hack into a computer for them?
yeah but i wouldn't know how

7. Fixed a network problem for your school?
haha

8. Been accused of hacking into a hotmail or aim account?
i don't think

9. Been in trouble with the cops for computer-related stuff.
never, i'd have to be leet enough to do something worth blowing out of proportions

10. Given Gizzy a nice big juicy blow-job
(hey..where's neo?)
actually this is the kind of thing i blow out of proportions