UGN Security Forums UGN Security: Underground Off Topic Sarah Jessica Parker: Hot or Fucked up looking demon?

This is fleshy posting under JC's account. I had to so I could create a poll. He was too horrified to make this one, so I'm doing it. He thinks Sarah Jessica Parker is really [censored] up looking. I think she's pretty. We thought we'd ask you guys what you think. Here are some pics.

hmm.. I dont find here good lucking, nor do i find here [censored] up looking.

I guess i am in the middle here

Maybe I can help:

Picture 1 looks like Barbera Striesand (sp?) if she was about to waste away from having a large crack habit.

Picture 2, think Blossom mates with an alien being.

Picture 3, her head looks as if it could detach from her carcass of a body, by what little bit of a "neck" is actually connecting them. It would then float up to her mothership that she is looking up at... and maybe it is my monitor but that obscene overabundance of pearls looks rather urine-stained.

Bah, nasty

No, that isnt your monitor lol... I agree, looks like a pair of urine stained perls.

What the....are those Mardi gras beads? Wonder what she did to get those...

She isn't got she kinda reminds me of a crocodile with frizzy hair....

Replace her nose and she would be pretty.. I guess

younger Barbara streizand, with less plastic surgery, the rich brunette on sex, and the city is hot. so is the other blond, she's been in alot of movies. I'm bad with names, so [censored] what. Um I could make up a list of the 500 hottest models, and Hollywood stars. But it's a waste, your not gonna [censored] any of them, it's just gonna raise their ego, and make them feel better about them augmenting their body because they can't deal. Also...ppl that are supposedly perfect or perfect looking/acting are usually really [censored] over. Imperfections make perfection. Magnets, and energy. Opposites attract for a reason. [censored] California into sea, after a big earthquake, so that this [censored] can change a little. Then maybe new York needs that nuke so that all the rest of the rich snobby [censored] [censored] holes go away. Meh, or we can just advance to bulimia/plastic makeovers/silicon/anorexia 2.0. whatever.

so yea, john is right. heh. barbara;p

Hey assholes, I'm one of the two who voted that she was hot. I dunno, she just looks good to me. And no, she doesn't look like Barbara Streisand. :p

I agree with unreal on this one.

i voted that she was hot i think she is...

bah, those 6 would sleep w/ anything. They have actually made some questionable passes at me.

i've seen better, but she isn't bad.

you've seen better..... better like me. hahaha j/k

mommy, she's scaring me....

I think she's hot.

but ur n00b

nice one with the double post there [censored] [censored]

Where is a double post?

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Yeah, only morons make double posts.

Yeah, only morons make double posts.

ahh.. looks like someone deleted JC's double post. haha oh well.

oh unreal.. i love ya! hehehe

...And here she is without makeup (looks more like light on the makeup to me, but same difference) which is VERY scary! <img border="0" alt="" title="" src="graemlins/eek.gif" />

hello babera streisand!!!
-whath knd of man digs that

lol, now look at that picture.

she looks like she is spouting something backwards in a latin tongue using the voice of satan himself

now i'm really scared... how do people like that get famous cause it sure as hell isnt her acting. possibly the sucking of [censored].... *shudders*

shall we say Britney is a prime example of that, ice? She's pretty darn scary looking without makeup too. Then again, *I* don't think she's anything to write home about with makeup. ...and no to the smartasses, I am not jealous. I look better than her and my boobs are real. TYVM.

Ice, that's also like asking why aren't Britney Spears' backup singers the stars because they are better than her. It just doesen't make any sense. You have to be in the know to answer that question. BTW, I think Sarah Jessica Parker is hot...and Bish, why did you merge a picture of satan with acne and her face? Even ugly girls don't look like that without makeup...and she is definetly not ugly...

i dont think i have ever seen her back-up singers but then again i dont pay much attention to her period unless it is to poke fun of her especially now after her 48hr spur of the moment now non-existant marriage.

sorry, I don't have that much time on my hands....

I got it from this site...

stars without makeup

...and for the record *I* happen to think it's a real picture of her. Is it my fault her face looks like a 450lb greasy old man's [censored]? I don't think so...

i have to agree. most stars are butt [censored] ugly with out their make-up.

ah ha! Icemyst agrees with me <img border="0" alt="[angel]" title="" src="graemlins/angel.gif" />
we're right, end of discussion

bish as women... we're ALWAYS right no matter what gizmo, perg, weeve, ghost or any of the other guys say. that's the nice thing about being a women. he he he welcome to the group!

well.. i'd have to say that yeah, the celebrities obviously look better with make up on. but don't we all? i mean, that's why we wear makeup, to enhance our beauty. true, some celebrities aren't the most attractive. for some reason, people think they are. there are some famous men and women that i really don't think are attractive. but nobody, and i mean NOBODY looks super hot without their makeup on.

to be honest i look better with out make-up. i look like a [censored] who got hit by a 2x4 when i do where the garbage... ask gizmo... lol

ahh.. that's a horrible thing to say! i'd have to say that i look much better with makeup. otherwise i'm so pale and dead looking. plus i i love the black eye liner. it's my only friend.

it's not horrible it's the truth. other people may look good with it but not me...

it'd be so much easier to not have to wear the makeup, but i think i look gross and terrible without it. blahhh

Now I made a few calls, banged together a few heads, and had a few people killed. I was able to find a friend of a friend who could get access to this picture. Forget proof of extraterrestials or ghosts, this picture of Sarah Jessica Parker beats both of those. Never before has she ever been seen w/o makeup.

wow. sint that from doom 2? i didnt know they used her as a modle for that game...