| | Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 256 Likes: 1 UGN Security Staff | | UGN Security Staff Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 256 Likes: 1 | Weeve0wns: how did you microwave a pillow?=)
Nuttnin: rofl
Nuttnin: heh
Nuttnin: I was grogy on nyquil
Nuttnin: lol
Weeve0wns: little?
Nuttnin: and
Weeve0wns: LOL
Nuttnin: I started reading the pilow tag
Nuttnin: it was all "for fluffiness" tumble dry for 5 minutes
Weeve0wns: LMAO
Nuttnin: and I thought that the they ment the microwave
Nuttnin: rofl
Nuttnin: so I jammed that [censored] in their
Weeve0wns: bet you were like 5 minutes [censored] that.....try 30 seconds lol
Nuttnin: (polyester pillow btw)
Nuttnin: and in like 15 seconds
Nuttnin: BOOOM
Nuttnin: lol
Weeve0wns: ROFL
Nuttnin: the [censored] thing had turn to like liquid and was on fire
Nuttnin: lol
Weeve0wns: lol
Nuttnin: so I janked the door open
Nuttnin: and put it on the sounter
Nuttnin: (bad mistake)
Nuttnin: lol
Nuttnin: because it was so [censored] hot
Weeve0wns: lol
Nuttnin: I couldnt carry it to the sink
Nuttnin: lol
Nuttnin: so then
Weeve0wns: ROFL
Nuttnin: my dad walks in the room
Nuttnin: and he was all "WHAT THE [censored] HAPPENED"
Nuttnin: lol
Nuttnin: the wall was like on fire and [censored]
Nuttnin: hahaha
Weeve0wns: dood....post that on UGN
Nuttnin: then we threw the pillow outside
Nuttnin: lol...
Weeve0wns: say Neo and weeve's pillow talk lol
Nuttnin: (all cement and [censored] so that was safe)
Nuttnin: lol k
Nuttnin: then we looked at the counter
Weeve0wns: omg use a shovel?
Nuttnin: and it was like melted
Nuttnin: rofl
Nuttnin: no it had stopped burning
Nuttnin: lol
Weeve0wns: a spork works in most conditions but DAYum lol
Nuttnin: yah heh..
Nuttnin: it was one of those beach house get-aways
Nuttnin: lol
Nuttnin: the cleaning lady walked in the next da
Nuttnin: y
Weeve0wns: lol
Nuttnin: and [censored] she didnt even notice the god damn burns
Nuttnin: until
Nuttnin: she opened the microwave
Nuttnin: rofl
Weeve0wns: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Nuttnin: the god damn disc that spins on the ground
Nuttnin: was like litterally [censored] stuck
Nuttnin: lol
Nuttnin: because it had turned to liquid
Nuttnin: lol
Nuttnin: and then hardened
Nuttnin: (it was glass)
Nuttnin: lol
Nuttnin: the damage easily racked up like 173 bucks
Nuttnin: heh
Weeve0wns: nm name that don't tumble dry a pillow in the microwave for 15seconds use the dryer
Nuttnin: :-X
Nuttnin: lol... [censored] nyquil
Nuttnin: lol
Weeve0wns: was your dad pissed?
Nuttnin: lol hell ya
Nuttnin: he [censored] made me take a walk with him down to the cliff
Nuttnin: lol
Nuttnin: i thought he was gonna toss me over
Nuttnin: :-X
Nuttnin: lol but then to get him off my back
Weeve0wns: ROFL
Nuttnin: i was all... "Let me handle this one dad, I can take the responsibility"
Nuttnin: rofl
Nuttnin: so thats how i took care of the pillow incident
Nuttnin: lol
Nuttnin: stole 173 bucks from terry and boom
Nuttnin: lol
Nuttnin: fixed
Weeve0wns: yea lol....better then a cliff dive ROFL
Nuttnin: lol yah'
Weeve0wns: lol better name it topic The Pillow Incident | | | |
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| | | | Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 384 Member | | Member Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 384 | living proof that Neo is a true dumbass
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| | | | | Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 533 Enforcement Admin | | Enforcement Admin Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 533 | Dextromehtorphan HydroBromide does some weird [censored]... Especially if you abuse it daily like Neo... | | | | | Joined: Nov 2002 Posts: 1,146 Likes: 1 UGN News Staff | | UGN News Staff Joined: Nov 2002 Posts: 1,146 Likes: 1 | lol what happened to the old fashion army man in the microwave ??
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-Picasso | | | | | Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 71 Junior Member | | Junior Member Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 71 | you always got to try new stuff <img border="0" alt="[smoking]" title="" src="graemlins/Smoking.gif" /> | | | | | Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 256 Likes: 1 UGN Security Staff | | UGN Security Staff Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 256 Likes: 1 | rofl! heh.. my dad just handed me some nyquil cuz I was bitchin about my head.. he was all drink this.... lol | | | | | Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 129 Member | | Member Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 129 | This txt contained pretty many rofl and lol(makes it kinda boring) Next time don't use the microwave, use ur mom=)
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| | | | | Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 524 Member | | Member Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 524 | lar lar, neo you are such a dumb jew. why the [censored] would your Dad give you Nyquil for a headache? Every heard of Tylenol, Advil, Ibuprofen, etc. ? Is he hooked on the Nyquil too? lol, How do you steal money from your neighbor? That [censored] must be heavy on the homemade "pro-zakk" or some [censored]. BTW, your a dumbass.  dash | | | | | Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 574 Likes: 1 UGN GFX Whore | | UGN GFX Whore Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 574 Likes: 1 | Originally posted by AlienTerror:
This txt contained pretty many rofl and lol(makes it kinda boring) Next time don't use the microwave, use ur mom=) And all are AlienTerror having no many clue for what the [censored] you saying because of pretty many words left out (makes it kinda boring) neo- holy [censored] hahaha | | | | | Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 599 UGN's Resident Homo | | UGN's Resident Homo Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 599 | even on nyquil, i don't understand how someone could do something so stupid.
"It's better to burn out, than to fade away."
| | | | | Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 860 Likes: 1 Der �belt�ter | | Der �belt�ter Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 860 Likes: 1 | You obviously don't know Neo too well then, do you? | | | | | Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 384 Member | | Member Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 384 | Yeah makes me wonder if maybe... just maybe Imperial is smarter then Neo... scary huh
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| | | | | Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 259 Member | | Member Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 259 | i thought it was hilarious....
If your not living life on the edge, your taking up to much room
| | | | | Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 860 Likes: 1 Der �belt�ter | | Der �belt�ter Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 860 Likes: 1 | | | | | | Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 536 Likes: 1 Member | | Member Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 536 Likes: 1 | uh.. nyquil doesn't [censored] someone up to the point where they would think putting a pillow in a microwave is a good idea. all it does is make you fall asleep. i've seen the effects when someone downs a bottle or two of nyquil. believe me, they were still smart enough to not go microwaving things that shouldn't be mircrowaved. all he did was sleep.... for a long time. yep. so, being messed up on nyquil is no excuse. but that's just my opinion.
"when you look around, you can't tell me honestly you're happy with what you see"
| | | | | Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 730 UGN Supporter | | UGN Supporter Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 730 | yeah, if you OD on tylonol 3 or something i would think other wise. thats one of the most [censored] up things ive ever heard, microwaving a pillow, lmfao. I think i just shat myself.
2 people can keep a secret as long as one is dead
| | | | | Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 256 Likes: 1 UGN Security Staff | | UGN Security Staff Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 256 Likes: 1 | /e shurgs.. what the hell can I say? I did it :x btw this is the [censored] awsomest thing ive ever seen ( <img border="0" alt="[ninja]" title="" src="graemlins/Ninja.gif" /> ) | | | | | Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 533 Enforcement Admin | | Enforcement Admin Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 533 | I don't doubt that Neo microwaving that pillow is a result of him drinking too much Nyquil, because I've seen people on DXM do some pretty stupid [censored]... | | | | | Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 536 Likes: 1 Member | | Member Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 536 Likes: 1 | haha.. i hear that one curse. i've seen some very [censored] up [censored] done by people on DXM. oh.. it also turned every one of them into a total [censored] [censored].. except for marty. he stayed cool the whole time. tony went crazy and claimed to be god. oh, he also became a homo. andy took his computer out to the train tracks and smashed it because it was telling him to do things. and aaron got really huge pupils and thought he was in love with me. jonathon just turned into a [censored] dick. and on the 6 mile walk, logan licked a dead fox. yep... dxm made everyone i know that did it, utterly stupid. again, except for marty.
"when you look around, you can't tell me honestly you're happy with what you see"
| | | | | Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 533 Enforcement Admin | | Enforcement Admin Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 533 | I saw fast moving trains appear to be moving as if they were going five miles per hour... | | | | | Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 259 Member | | Member Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 259 |
If your not living life on the edge, your taking up to much room
| | | | | Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 536 Likes: 1 Member | | Member Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 536 Likes: 1 | dextromethorphan. it's in stuff like cough medicine. i believe it's a dissociative. similar to ketamine and pcp. it's legal and it's cheap.
"when you look around, you can't tell me honestly you're happy with what you see"
| | | | | Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 259 Member | | Member Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 259 | legal and it [censored] you up like that?hhmmmmmm
If your not living life on the edge, your taking up to much room
| | | | | Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 860 Likes: 1 Der �belt�ter | | Der �belt�ter Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 860 Likes: 1 | Don't go running out to the store just yet. Excessive doses of DXM are known to cause brain injury, much like illegal drugs. | | | | | Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 524 Member | | Member Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 524 | d00d, didnt you see that episode of CSI where that jealous cheerleader takes some PCP and then stabs the other cheerleader with the stake thats holding down the soccer net and starts eating her flesh and then gets E coli and then... | | | | | Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 274 Likes: 1 UGN Supporter | | UGN Supporter Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 274 Likes: 1 | DMX is very bad, i know some people who started using that and got madly adicted. i know one girl who was drinking bottles of cough medicine at a time, she almost died and had to get to the hospital. now, after months of rehab, shes ok. if you want to try, fine, thats your decison. but be warned. | | | | | Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 14 Junior Member | | Junior Member Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 14 | what the hell this isnt the pillow incident post, wtf happened?
oh wait yeah it is its just page two and went off topic big time.
anyways, we all know the truth neo. and that is that you were longing for the love of a good woman (or man, whichever way you swing these days) and instead of searching for a warm body in a yahoo chat room like you normally do you decided to hump a hot pillow. [censored] you coulda got a cheap hooker for 173 bucks....
PS curse has the best avatar ever | | | | | Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 616 UGN Super Poster | | UGN Super Poster Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 616 | Liek I forgot all about this till I searched nuttnin, lmao ahhhhh good times. All good times.
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The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
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