UGN Security Forums UGN Security: Underground Off Topic How to keep Jehovah's Witnesses at bay

That's so wrong..

Draw a chalk outline of a body and throw some religious pamphlets around it.

nice pic hahaha... kinda want that now. it would keep everyone from knocking!

could also just wait for them to knock, answer the door and everytime they try to talk, just scream "i am your lord and master". that should make them leave and never come back.

or while they're trying to convert you to their religion, you try to recruit them to some cult. turn it around on them. they will never return