I would like to hack this trash compactor so it possible can send trash to another universe. I have read quantum books and I know it is possible to dump all of our trash into a parallel universe, so we can keep this universe squaky clean.

I have contacted Martha Stewart and she would market it. Please, serious responses only.

http://www.kitchenaid.com/cgi-bin/n...amp;cgrfnbr=28595&catname=Compactors