Colorado condones pedophilia - UGN Security Forum

Check out the Colorado Age of Consent , or as I call it, the Pedophelia Tolerance Statute.

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(d) At the time of the commission of the act, the victim is less than fifteen years of age and the actor is at
least four years older than the victim and is not the spouse of the victim;

If you're 17 years old, then 13 year olds are fair game.

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(e) At the time of the commission of the act, the victim is at least fifteen years of age but less than
seventeen years of age and the actor is at least ten years older than the victim and is not the spouse of the
victim;

If you're 25, then 15 year olds are fair game.

Can you say GROSS!?!

But at the same time, we've got some of the most lax mj laws. .

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Posession: 1 oz or less
Level: petty offense
Incarceration: none
Fine: $100

You can carry a full O witout worry.

yeah... that's juyst so friggen wrong it's not even funny...

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(d) At the time of the commission of the act, the victim is less than fifteen years of age and the actor is at
least four years older than the victim and is not the spouse of the victim;

If you're 17 years old, then 13 year olds are fair game.

According to the letter of the law, that's not true. If the victim is 13, the 17 year old would be committing sexual assault. Hence the "at least four years older" statement. Now, if the victim is 13 and the other person is 16, then it's fair game. Still not kosher in my book, but there is a difference.

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(e) At the time of the commission of the act, the victim is at least fifteen years of age but less than
seventeen years of age and the actor is at least ten years older than the victim and is not the spouse of the
victim;

If you're 25, then 15 year olds are fair game.

Again, the 25 year old would be committing sexual assault. A 24 year old, however, wouldn't be. I do agree that that is gross. I do have a 15 year old sister, and couldn't imagine her being with a 24 year old. Though, I do have guns...so I think that would take care of itself. *looks around*

Also, just like every law, there is a catch-all included:

"(b) The actor knows that the victim is incapable of appraising the nature of the victim's conduct..."

Even if the age requirements are legally met, subpart (b) may not have been.

Let's say I'm born on July 24th, 1985. Which, coincidentally, I am.

I can have sex with any girl born on or before July 23th, 1989.

For all intents and purposes, four years younger.

Watch out unreal, if your sister ever visits Colorado...well I might just have to get me a little uNF goin on.

Now what did I just say?

Naw I'm kiddin'...

Exactly, unreal, you got it.

Just imagine your sister is a gun. Now imagine I'm a clip.

uNF !

Can I lick her hole?

Nah, that's taken.

If she's a gun, and I'm a clip, that means I get to stick it in her butt...

Oh Oh Oh.... I am the round in the chamber!!!

uNF !

Gone make the "O" Face

Oh Oh OH OHHH OH!!!

nice shot unreal, and for the record, even knife-fighting monkeys think that law is wrong.