Ok... I woke up at like 10:00pm last night, I thought I heard someone calling so I called my voice mail to check who called. Call #1 was from "Special Agent Michael Gordon" from the New Orleans FBI Justice Department. The number he called from was verified at this, hell I even called him back this morning and left a message of my own.
Now, I haven't done anything illegal, I only know one person in Louisiana who is coincidentally in New Orleans. I seem to think if I was in trouble that the Portland location of the FBI office would bust my door in.
Now, wtf do they want? lol... I get to sit here all day waiting for a fed to call me so I can figure out what in the hell is going on!
As for the person that I know in New Orleans, I haven't even heard from him in a year, possibly longer. Thank god I don't get to know people that much, just kind of curious how the fed got my number and name, real ones at that...
Maybe this guy got busted out in New Orleans, and they're contacting you for some questions. I'm sure if you were in trouble, you'd know it by now...
Remember kids: your never more than 2 hours away from an FBI field office...or is it an hour?...
Hour, their everywhere...
4:46 PM, still no call back... Limey federal bastards!
heh i would [censored] my self of i got a call from FBI or something
I can just see my moms disapointing face...
and my dad's yelling
lol, 1c3, i can see my mom yelling and my dad trying to hold himself back...i've been a bit of a disappointment :-D
if i got a call from the fbi, i would run away, and hide, in a sewer drain maybe
Sorry man.
I finished my investigation on the people in here. You are the first we will round up and arrest. You have violated the Telecom act of 1996 multiple times. The penalty for cussing in a public BBS carries a $10,000 fine and or 10 years in jail.
*sniker*
Are you [censored] serious?
*snicker*
gizmo, what did this "Michael Gordon" say? if he left his name im sure he left some message, was it something like "you will be contacted". Michael Gordon sounts a lot like Michael Jordan, maybe it was just a really good prank, thats my first guess. if its really the fbi, maybe there trying to give you a job or something heh
"Hello, this message is for [name]. This is Special Agent Michael Gordon with the FBI Field office in New Orleans. If you could, call me back at [number]."
or something similar. He still hasn't called me back... But note kids, the FBI does accept collect calls.
it would be humorous if it was a prank phone call, and gizmo called back the real fbi.
lol the guy sounded exactly the same on his voice mail than what he did on mine so it wasn't a prank...
heh, i see, the suspense sucks, i'm ready to hear what this is about...
See Giz? I told you they are watching me, you, and Conley from space ships... And you thought Conley's aluminum foil hats were ridiculous...
Thanks Curse. I tried to warn Giz. Now it is too late. I got more hats if you want some now. I am working on foil condoms. Granted they may not seem to have a point... but it could make things interesting.
And to quote Kurdt Donald Kobain -
"Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you. Gotta find a way... a better way... to get away..... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
I'll buy a foil hat and condom for $10...
eeek! foil condoms jonathon? uhh.. not with this chick. unless you want tiny little cuts all over your [censored]. yep.. that sounds like fun now doesn't it???
but the foil hats are a good idea. i think i will go make jonathon a new one right now! or maybe not... maybe it'd be good for him to get abducted by aliens... then he'll know what an anal probe feels like!
unreal trade you the foil hat and condom for 2 of your aero-buttplugs. I am a fan of comfort level 5
and fleshy, that wasn't very kind. aliens lubbor me and they will hurt me, it is destined. so don't provoke them, my time is limited here on earth as it is.
Done... Comfort level 5 is a very nice choice.
I've known their watching me for some time lol, thats no big suprise, when they start calling its sort of odd...
man o man
That is Scary crap, U should call him back on Collect and when they ask for names be like
"This is Dective John Cambelle"
The odd thou, They havent called back yet ?
january 10th (gizmo's first post) was a friday, so it might be reasonable to presume that they were not in the office on saturday and sunday and consequently did not return the call. so it would make since that they may return the call today, monday.
oohhh scary.man i would be shitting myself.and you dont have a clue what its about?
If they are feds. Depending on what they want, they have probably been checking the boards. I am sure they looks for any information that may be relevant to whatever they want to question Gizmo in. And considering in Giz's file, they already knew he ran undergroundnews, they see all this.
/me waves.
Sometimes I wish I had a different nick
lol, they will search gizmo's box and find all the mod applications, whoops, just gave them an idea
ohhh, the bad [censored] internet cops are watching!
/me flicks the s.o.b.s off! [censored] you fbi!!!!
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lol, and if i didnt have the satisfaction of them reading this, this would be boring
lol the mod applications aren't anywhere near my comptuer
, their not even in this house, hell state for that matter... /e loves drop zones...
Internet logs aren't permissible in court, what're they going to do, scan all of portland for ISP's? Funny last i checked my IP from my ISP said i was in seattle... Limey faggots...
They shall get nothing! well till I'm drunk off my [censored] and craving more lol...
/me knows about Giz's Seattle IP...
what're they going to do, scan all of portland for ISP's? Funny last i checked my IP from my ISP said i was in seattle
uhh.. gizmo.. you silly boy... your ip may say you're in seattle, but you gave yourself away by saying you're in portland. so umm.. yeah... it's ok.. i still love you!!
Hon, it doesn't matter where I say I am lol... My domains say I live in Portland too <snicker>... Not like they can't call up and get dialup reports but still... Hell I could call up and "supena" my dialup records lol...
Jon, I have a confession for you, I'm really grey, I'm really 3' tall, and I really only have 4 fingers... I also have huge eyes
, what am I! lol...
Boy this whole thing sounds like quite the adventure. You should sign up with a different name on some popular Phreaking BBS and release the number the guy left. Let them 'Have their way' with it.
nope, I don't think they love me! although I do have documented proof, gotta love 1800callatt :x..
i figured it out....they just called you gizmo to verify that that was infact your adress and phone number and to make sure their phone taps are working