This feels so insignificant compared to endgames post but currently my neighbours have been playing this one song by elton john repeatidly for the last 3 hours and 11 minutes. They are driving my head towards the nearest incoming traffic and Ive been forced to put on something that is equally disgusting.
Yes im listening to Britney Spears.

And you may think that I should go over there with a basball bat and walk past the guy that answers the door and smash that machine back into its raw materials but it turns out that the people that lived here before moved oout for the same reason and had the guys in blue here on some nights cause of it.

So my question is, what is it that you have done to purposely annoy or get back at your neighbour?

In my case im playing britney spears as equally loud and facing my speakers and sub woofer out the window in a very non-hintish way. I wonder if we will see those men in blue today. Its 11:30pm.

[censored] that, annoy them; listen to safety dance over and over... lol...

Just keep calling the cops, if you have to do it more than 2-3 times take them to court...

A good one is get a video camera and record in their houses direction for a couple hours; then have a friend record you going over there and asking them to turn it down/off... Also recording the cops going over there would be equally as good...

Hmmm I like the video camera. lol, and then I can start recording their random daily activities.

I vote kill them with kindness...if that doesn't work...

I had this same problem with a neighbor once...she liked to play John Denver REALLY loud, and then sing along REALLY loud. Well she lived in the apartment above us, and we had one of those dropped ceiling things. We took the tile things out of the ceiling and put all of the speakers in the ceiling and played our music (I think it was marillyn manson?) loud enough that it didn't annoy us, but we were sure it would annoy her (except when we left the house and turned it up ) 24 HOURS A DAY!!...it worked, after about a week she came down begging us to make it stop, and we never heard John Denver (or her horrible singing) again.

I'm pro violence. egg there house and leave a note on the door saying turn off the music or expect more and worse. then theres always through a party with lots of beer, cars with nice subs and such with what ever music they hate. though u may piss of a few other neighbors in the process.

mate, ur in NSW!
at the corner of ur street (usually near a bush for some reason) there should be a cylindrical pole about 1.5 meters high.
domed shaped.
here in queensland most taggers (graffiti artists) paint this stuff like a clown on acid.

anyway, take a crowbar, pop the lid and hookup a beige box to the two nodes that correspond with their home address number(PM me if u want the schematics for the box, ITS the only one iv ever built due to its simplicity :p ). call as many 1900#s as u want.

also, i dnt know about ur suburb, but my mail arrives precisely at 9:10am everyday. like clockwork.
make sure ur up at the time ur mail arrives, and boost their mail. if u can manage to get anything like a centrelink (welfare, for the non australian) document its perfect, cos if its their receipt it has their date of birth on it. (we'l use this on the next task)

if u can, get ur hands on their keycard. (i find the commonwealth bank is perfect when using this exploit, suncorps a bit more tricky) call into commonwealth bank (1300655325), tell em ur cards been lost.
they ask u ONLY 3 questions:
1. ur name
2. ur date of birth
3. ur residential adress
stupid i know, they dnt even ask for ur account number (which suncorp does). if they have a suncorp account, wait until uv boosted mail from them which is from suncorp.
suncorp identifies all their customers by account number, NOT name :p
HAHAHA! love being in laid back australia :p

anywho, once the bank knows ur cards stolen, they put a stop to it. (therefore uv [censored] ur neighbours over for money access).
the operator will inform u that the card will be sent out within 5 working days and the PIN number will be sent out shortly after that.
u just continue boosting their mail until u have both card and pin number.
call into commonwealth/suncorp, tell em uv just received ur card.
theyl ask u the SAME three questions again.
once u answer correctly, theyl activate the card for u.
and now u go and clean out their account. (i prefer the atms in smaller shopping complexes. if ur in nsw, only one i know is in hurstville, near the Wesfield Shopping center).
then, u donate the money to World Vision and u can claim it back as tax. perfect timing to, cos tax has to be done at this time of year :p

or, u could go to ur neighbour and just ask politely to turn the music off.
*shrug*
but wheres the fun in that?

LMFAO I like your way of thinking endgame. but that is soo illegal and shroweded in secrecy. The funny thing is that it is so possible cause we both have the same last name and most of the time the postal lady just gives us thier mail for us to sort out oursleves. For some [censored] up reason they think that they have our address and put that on all their forms too which will in this case work against them. but I dont know.
It hasnt been that bad YET. If they start playing barry, well thats another story.
lol, your from queensland. what did you think of the stae of origin?

Ya know, i like the idea of hijacking his line (if you know his number you can validate it's his line by dialing 18008888888 or 18888888888, it should read out the number you're calling from) and go setup a teleconferance then provide the information to #2600 and #chat on irc.dal.net; it'll rank up charges in excess to 10k

roflmao @ giz!
yea, screw trying to make ammends, just [censored] his life until they move out!!

state of origin...
yea, the blues won, but the maroons have hotter cheerleaders mate :p

Set up a chair outside on your lawn, at the very edge, facing their lawn so you can greet everyone that walks up to their door. Bring your stereo system out with you and hook the speakers up around you so that it faces their house too. Chill on the chair with a 40 of Old E and a shotgun, blasting Aqua, and you're guaranteed to solve the problem. holla

HAha @ Aqua.
get a female friend of urs to dress up like barbie and mime the lyrics :p

lol, that is classic! You guys are the greatest, I tried yours gizmo and all i got was this lady telling me that, it was a "promotion" that was no longer available.
I will have to get barbie girl and dr jones tonight and give that a go but it loks like britney spears got through to them. But just cause I can I will greet their visiters, without a shotgun... were not allowed to have guns here. well not unless you have a valid reason. farmers arent even allowed to have them.
And yeah, we won but all the hot chicks are in QLD

You sure it's not the remix of "Ghetto Gospel" by 2Pac featuring Elton John? I listened to it over and over when I first heard it too...

EDIT: P.S. The reason I ask is because the song ia huge in England right now and I know how you former "commonwealths" looooooooooove the motherland...

ummm... nope, doesnt ring a bell. But i will look into it. It kinda suprises me that somethign that includes those two in a remix would be so popular. but then again you said it was england which I went "uhhh i see" too. I knew there was a good reason we left the motherland ;P

Congrats on the ashes though, last time I checked you had beaten us in the second test.

HA, we'r still part of the commonwealth mate (ie: the Queen is our Head of State).
i think u meant 'former convicts'...
hmm, come to think of it, 'convicts' alone will do :p

Pac is the [censored], I listened to the whole Loyal album at least 20 times on my trip to and from Seattle. And I can't get enough of Ghetto Gospel.

Dash isn't as lame as he looks...solid taste in music. holla

oh and happy birthday batch