Not really, you are doomed to a small pee pee.

That was the ever impressive Sintax, probably drinking or licking coke off of dead hookers asses.

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Give me a breake it is dead in here. /me hangs head, you can lock it.

Yeah it is dead, but what can one do to start massive discussion and debate without involving pornography, explosives, or high tech stuff? Now if we were talking about implants for butts that would be pretty cool. Like implanting heating pads and cushining into your [censored] so it's always warm and every chair is comfortable.

Ich habe eure Seelen, Hunde.

Discuss.

well you better figure something out, or I'm gonna be pissed. Have you been taking the [censored] enlargment pills I sent you?

*ducks and runs faaaaaaaaaaaaaast*


oh yeah, and check your email...but not at work.

too late I did at work. I almost got in trouble, but Bob, my boss said if I shared then he would forget it.

I know your boss's name isn't Bob, I can't remember what his name is but it's not Bob. Plus he's gay, so I'm safe. [censored] tart.

I saw the topic and thought there was hope for me. Way to ruin the dream

Use two condoms. That is what I do, it adds to the girth and if you get some air traped in between it can add to the length. I mean errr... So I have heard.

Yep his name isn't Bob it is Robert. lol On weekends they take turns since we are down to skeleton crews and only need one manager. Today it is Bob [censored] tart.

You better be kidding, I told you not to open them at work. *evil glare* If you're not kidding...I kill you.

For Mr. Mung: Off Topic = Non-Security related.