I am sitting here with my wife and my 5 month old lab and he farted. My wife says "why don't you ever hear a dog fart?" so my first instinct was to post that question in off topic.

Thier cheeks aren't held together with tight underware... They are more relaxed... They do not have cheeks. That all I got.

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You know, this has to be the oddest thing i have ever read. And yet, it had brought up new questions in my mind, such as, if dogs had cheeks, what kind of underwear would they wear.......

Well, I must say that I was wasted last night on vodka tonics and heineken when i posted that, but I think that this is as off topic as you can get.

I wouldn't bet on that...just to be safe.