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#38316 11/27/03 03:59 AM
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I note that the US troops are reportedly searching for a 'slimmer Saddam'.

This is all a little reminiscent of jokes along the lines of, (q):'What do you call a six-foot, big-breasted, blonde on Bondi beach?' (a):'Salman Rushdie'.

US Troops must think outside the square: does the Queen's new handmade have a little too much hair on her upper lip? Has Michael Jackson's chimp taken to playing with guns? and so on.

#38317 11/27/03 09:43 PM
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lmao, nice rhyme. well for all they know Saddam could be you, me, or michael jackson himself. plastic surgery does wonders. Even if it's the body of saddam, and the headof martha stuart or some [censored]. [censored] wtf did osama get too? Not in the caves, said to fleeing the country, [censored] they had his cell location...[censored] makes no sense. Doesn't matter. Ignorance=Bliss.


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