| | Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 247 UGN Member | | UGN Member Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 247 | Ever wonder when you're going to die? Now you know: http://www.deathclock.com/ Set the mode to sadistic and watch your life slip through your fingers...  (laughs maniacally )
"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area."
-UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer
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| | | | Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 247 UGN Member | | UGN Member Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 247 | And if you have to know when I'll finally leave all of you alone: My Personal Death Clock
"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area."
-UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer
| | | | | Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 7,203 Likes: 11 Community Owner | | Community Owner Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 7,203 Likes: 11 | 1,986,258,524 more seconds of shadow516 | | | | | Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 7,203 Likes: 11 Community Owner | | Community Owner Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 7,203 Likes: 11 | Wednesday, December 6, 2028
740,802,387 seconds... | | | | | Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 247 UGN Member | | UGN Member Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 247 | Try putting in 1900 for year of birth - I wouldn't want to get a message like that from my doctor 
"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area."
-UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer
| | | | | Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,449 UGN Elite Poster | | UGN Elite Poster Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 1,449 | Monday, March 20, 2062
Seconds left to live...
1,791,154,505
Wow I'm going to outlive Gizzy by 34 years... | | | | | Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 908 Likes: 1 UGN Super Poster | | UGN Super Poster Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 908 Likes: 1 | Your Personal Day of Death is...
Wednesday, April 25, 2057
Seconds left to live... 1,636,468,315
I'm gonna die at 72? hmmm...sounds ok to me. Enough time to spend a little time not having too work, but still don't need someone to wipe my butt for me. Perfect.
boys lie.
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No we do not!!!!
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| | | | | Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 40 UGN Old Skewl | | UGN Old Skewl Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 40 | Wednesday, October 13, 2055
holy [censored] i'm going to live to be 80 something, that sucks. | | | | | Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 7,203 Likes: 11 Community Owner | | Community Owner Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 7,203 Likes: 11 | I got 22 years left, i'll be 44 lol | | | | | Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 247 UGN Member | | UGN Member Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 247 | Now if only it told you HOW you die...
"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area."
-UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer
| | | | | Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 7,203 Likes: 11 Community Owner | | Community Owner Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 7,203 Likes: 11 | I have a feeling that me using racist slur's in normal day-to-day speach may have a part in it... lol | | | | | Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 81 Junior Member | | Junior Member Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 81 | Friday, May 22, 2065
Seconds left to live...
1,891,248,322
I'm living longer than all of you.
bahaha.
*flexes*
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-George Orwell
| | | | | Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 247 UGN Member | | UGN Member Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 247 | Origionally posted by xacex:
I'm living longer than all of you. Not true: Personal Death Clock for Bryan Shalke Seconds left to live... 1,986,197,275 Your Personal Day of Death is... Friday, May 25, 2068 :p P.S.: We both die on the 4th Friday of May (Creepy huh?)
"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area."
-UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer
| | | | | Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 217 Member | | Member Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 217 | Your Personal Day of Death is...
Wednesday, April 12, 2023
Seconds left to live...
562,298,210
wow, thats gay, i am fit and young and i am going to die in 18 years, well F that. Hope thats wrong. | | | | | Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 217 Member | | Member Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 217 | Your Personal Day of Death is...
Monday, June 3, 2075
Seconds left to live...
2,207,786,064
yeah how do u like them apples? that sadistic is scary! | | | | | Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 247 UGN Member | | UGN Member Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 247 | Hehe, yeah it is! I did one for my mom on sadistic, and set it as my homepage. It scared the crap out of her. (now she thinks the computer can hear her talk  )
"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area."
-UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer
| | | | | Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 81 Junior Member | | Junior Member Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 81 |
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-George Orwell
| | | | | Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 1,136 UGN Elite Poster | | UGN Elite Poster Joined: Mar 2002 Posts: 1,136 | At least I'm gonna die on Cinco De Mayo.
Only 17 years to live. Might as well get all the STDs I can right now, cause at least they're not gonna kill me. I'm gonna get hit by a van, Meet Joe Black style. | | | | | Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 589 UGN Custodian | | UGN Custodian Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 589 | Originally posted by xacex:
Friday, May 22, 2065
Seconds left to live...
1,891,248,322
I'm living longer than all of you.
bahaha.
*flexes* Maybe thats why gizzy dies. suicide :p | | | | | Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 7,203 Likes: 11 Community Owner | | Community Owner Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 7,203 Likes: 11 | Nah, it'd be Icey or Bish who make me go crazy enough to slice my head off with my katana... | | | | | Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 3,255 Likes: 3 UGN Elite | | UGN Elite Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 3,255 Likes: 3 | Your Personal Day of Death is...
Monday, June 9, 2008
Seconds left to live...
91,970,702
Sweet | | | | | Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 3,255 Likes: 3 UGN Elite | | UGN Elite Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 3,255 Likes: 3 | | | | | | Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 4 Junior Member | | Junior Member Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 4 | Monday, March 16, 2026
Seconds left to live...
646,143,341
oh great...there goes all my plans of taking over the world...
wuh?
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